Valentines Day Excuses HELP!

[gynecologist]

Please help me think of an excuse to tell girl#2 how
I can't see her becuase I will spend valentines
day with girl#1. What do I tell girl #2??

 

[coconutman]

Your mother lives by herself and you want to spend quality time with her since she is very sick.

Tell her that you will try to get back early but you doubt it.

 

[earl]

this is a big problem around the country today.

 

[Bobbflo]

try this one...

given your self proclaimed occupation....tell her you got stuck ay work
:spanker:

 

[kramerparty]

125 posts in a month

I wager you don't actually have 1 girlfriend

 

[cdg333]

Just sit on your right hand till it falls asleep and then use you left. Keep switching, she will never be the wiser.

 

[gynecologist]

Your mother lives by herself and you want to spend quality time with her since she is very sick.

Tell her that you will try to get back early but you doubt it.

Thanks, your the only person who gave me a decent answer.

 

[Arodd]

mother excuse definitely the way to go...
either that or send her some flowers or leave them for her asap and be like "since i cant see you iwanted to make sure u knew i was thinking of you." or some crap like that...then the next night...it's straight fucking. haha good luck

 

[SweeptheBoard]

take em both out and see if they hit it off

could be the best night of your life

 

[Black Magic]

tell her the truth. "Im a a guy with no ethics and I dont deserve you". How do guys like this live with themselves? Do you think this is cool? I hope shes suckin some big black cock right now asshole. Do you think she has no feelings? Do you have any idea how hurt this human being would be if she found out? How do you think her father would feel about you if he knew who you really were? What would she think about you if she knew who you were? You're a punk and guys like you should be shot.:nohead:

 

[Arodd]

dag...black magic came wiht the thunder...not that i disagree with u at all cause u raise great points...but damn that was straightforward haha
ive said and maintained, "cheating" is the worst thing u can do to someone aside from killing them probably...

 

[Black Magic]

dsethi, its just fuckin stupid. One day those cheaters will lay in bed dying and feel like shit about themselves. I love sex but its way overrated. No need to cheat if you ask me. If you are unhappy with your girl then just be honest and get the fuck out of the relationship. or be honest and maybe she'll be up for sharing her friends. My girl has let me have two of her friends while she watched and one girl who was an old friend of mine was enjoyed by both of us. Believe it or not, as fun as it was at the time, I feel bad about it. I dont think it did our relationship any favors.

 

[windycityplaya]

Wtf..

:monsters-

 

[Dante]

Please help me think of an excuse to tell girl#2 how
I can't see her becuase I will spend valentines
day with girl#1. What do I tell girl #2??

tell her you got to stay late at the your Gyno office checking out patientsope:

 

[Arodd]

I feel u on that...i'd never do any 3some thing with a girl i was seriously into. Only time ive even come close is with 2 "friends" that asked me but i still turned it down just cause i knew one of them was tryin to have somethin with me...sometimes i wish i had half a conscious and just said fuck it and got every piece of ass available to me haha

im down with your line of thinking tho magic...defintiely down

 

[Black Magic]

right on yo.